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Nuemo's on August 7th! Gah!

Godsactionfigure — Mon, 11 Jul 2005 20:17:56 GMT

Come one, come all to one of SSP's bigger shows of the year. Pure passion proven by the peerless prodigies of physical phenomena that can only be called Seattle Semi-pro wrestling! No matches are confirmed as of yet, but rest assured if this show was anything like last year's then there will be jaw-dropping moments for sure.

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Let's make me a moderator

Godsactionfigure — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 10:03:12 GMT

Why? Because no one has used this tribe in years! Even the moderator who started this, isn't even here now. I get annoyed when this page comes up on Google. It makes us look bad when people see this tribe, and it's a ghost-town. Can we just let me be the moderator, so I can delete this tribe, and put it out of it's misery.

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Benefit for Nathaniel Seven/Luke/Deeeevious Silvertongue TONIGHT

missfire — Wed, 19 Apr 2006 09:27:57 GMT

I noticed that no one has posted this here yet!

There is a benefit going on tonight at Consolidated Works for Nathaniel's medical expenses.

PLEASE COME AND SUPPORT GOD'S ACTION FIGURE!!!!!!!!

Chronic Pain 2006. Starts at 9pm, proceeds go to pay Nathaniel's medical expenses. $13 21+

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Hot little tribe here....

Godsactionfigure — Fri, 03 Jun 2005 23:23:22 GMT

Goddamn, this shits cool. There are so many pictures! I'm going to have to update my profile now. I have a stack of new pictures to contribute myself!

Anybody catch the last Rebar show?

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faux twannah

Thu, 14 Apr 2005 23:54:54 GMT

Wednesday april 20th at the fenix underground !!!!!

SSP CHAMPION:The Weapon of Mass Destruction
vs.
..1 contender: DEEvious!

A year ago, did anybody imagine this match would happen? George Bush's genetically engineered super-soldier defends the highly coveted Semi-pro championship against the little wrestler that could. This is my first ever officially sanctioned title match. Yes, I have been on a tremendous win streak, but people seem to forget that I've wrestled this guy before, and got squashed in under a minute and a half. It's going to take a DEEvious plan, to survive a beating so hard. I'm not promising a win, but *I AM* promising to deliver a match with so much passion, and heart, that you'll find yourself rushing to call me an ambulance afterwards.

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1st ever SSP Boyfriend vs. girlfriend match!
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Former 2-time champion: Mr. Fitness
vs.
SSP women's wrestling sensation: C.C. Ultrafine!

After Mr. Fitness' recent bullying, growing jealousy, and resentment of his ever-so-loyal gal, our commissioner has booked these 2 against each other to make them settle this once and for all! Can love conquer all when an evil wrestler blames his girlfriend for losing the belt? Does C.C. Ultrafine even want to wrestle her lover?

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And so much fucking more!!!
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Also, the much heralded, highly talked about,

420 GLASS TROPHY TOURNAMENT!!!

Some of the biggest names in local wrestling are turning up for this tournament to see who can take home the prize!

DJ SpinAction 360
Simba Six Killer
MasterBlaster
Domestic Violence
Joshua Despair
Silver Dollar Brawler

plus, it's rumored that local legends JIMMY FLAME, and the REDNECK Jimmy Nite might be showing up!

What the heck will happen?!?

How will it turn out?

Keep your eyes peeled for more updates!

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Big show?

Mr Gumby — Wed, 06 Apr 2005 06:57:04 GMT

Well, is there a big show tomorrow as well as the 20th?

Curious peeps are curious.

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Its All Real !!!!

Thu, 10 Mar 2005 07:02:18 GMT

First Wednesday of every month at THE REBAR !!!! See Herculean feats of acrobatics that even the gods themselves would be afraid to attempt !!! Its gonna be Awesome !!! Its gonna be Hardcore !!! Its gonna be.....Semi-Proffesional !!!!

Only $5 !!!

http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?searchtype=address&country=US&addtohistory=&searchtab=home&address=1114+howell+st&city=seattle&state=wa&zipcode=

Click the giant-ass link above for directions !!!

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