Wednesday april 20th at the fenix underground !!!!!

SSP CHAMPION:The Weapon of Mass Destruction
vs.
..1 contender: DEEvious!

A year ago, did anybody imagine this match would happen? George Bush's genetically engineered super-soldier defends the highly coveted Semi-pro championship against the little wrestler that could. This is my first ever officially sanctioned title match. Yes, I have been on a tremendous win streak, but people seem to forget that I've wrestled this guy before, and got squashed in under a minute and a half. It's going to take a DEEvious plan, to survive a beating so hard. I'm not promising a win, but *I AM* promising to deliver a match with so much passion, and heart, that you'll find yourself rushing to call me an ambulance afterwards.

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1st ever SSP Boyfriend vs. girlfriend match!
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Former 2-time champion: Mr. Fitness
vs.
SSP women's wrestling sensation: C.C. Ultrafine!

After Mr. Fitness' recent bullying, growing jealousy, and resentment of his ever-so-loyal gal, our commissioner has booked these 2 against each other to make them settle this once and for all! Can love conquer all when an evil wrestler blames his girlfriend for losing the belt? Does C.C. Ultrafine even want to wrestle her lover?

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And so much fucking more!!!
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Also, the much heralded, highly talked about,

420 GLASS TROPHY TOURNAMENT!!!

Some of the biggest names in local wrestling are turning up for this tournament to see who can take home the prize!

DJ SpinAction 360
Simba Six Killer
MasterBlaster
Domestic Violence
Joshua Despair
Silver Dollar Brawler

plus, it's rumored that local legends JIMMY FLAME, and the REDNECK Jimmy Nite might be showing up!


What the heck will happen?!?

How will it turn out?

Keep your eyes peeled for more updates!